HARVEY is a pygmy warrior who unwillingly immigrated from Africa. He was displaced by American poachers who did not know what to do with him once they discovered that slavery is illegal in the United States. Havey currently suffers from severe anger because he wants to go back to his home in Africa. He constantly clutches his only source of security: a spear.
To escape his own anger, Harvey tries to sleep whenever possible. He currently resides in my a**, which is appropriate given his sh*tty mood. There is not much of a problem while he slumbers, but life is horrible when he awakens. Whenever awake, Harvey shoves his spear upwards, through the center of my body. This torture, in turn, causes me great pain, sadness, and anger.
It is with great hope that Harvey will find a new home where he will no longer be able to torture anyone with pain.